Exit Here

3 Female Actors

Nicole wants to take her mom, Debbie, someplace nice to get her mind off of things. Debbie isn’t interested in Nicole’s idea of ‘nice’. Angie might just help them both find the thing that they are looking for. Exit Here is a field trip to a place they’ve never been together before.

Premiere: Toronto March 28 – April 6 2025 as part of Women At Play(s) 7 Festival.

The Trophy Hunt

During Fringe 2019, a world premiere play, The Trophy Hunt, will be performed as a “rolling world premiere at Fringe festivals across Canada. Based on the ‘rolling world premiere’ concept used by the National New Play Network in the U.S., separate teams of professional artists will interpret and present the same text in different ways  – some will be site-specific, some conventional, some even outside! An ambitious project led by amazing Canadian artists from across the country. More details, including artistic teams and participating cities, to come.

Go on a hunt to stalk something wild and dangerous -you just might find it.

Parker has waited his whole life for this trip. Jan follows this same path and makes this same trip every day, there is still some enjoyment in nature. Soraya wishes they’d all leave her alone on her beach vacation.

The Trophy Hunt is an exploration of who eats who in our canned hunt of a world where everything is observed, everything a zoo.

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The Hunt

Commissioned by The Citadel Theatre, The Hunt  premiered at the Encounters Festival in July 2016

Cast:  1 man

5-10  minutes running time

Parker hates zoos. He’s on the hunt for something wild and dangerous…and he just might find it.


Parker   

My whole life I’ve wanted to touch a lion. The fur is warm and the mane  feels just like you think it does. You can feel the blood  leaving, the heat leaving the body and you’ve accomplished something that  nobody can ever take back. A lion.

Skinned him and took his head. No good if you don’t have proof.

Beat

Charlie. (beat) That’s his fucking name.

 Fucking lion is named “Charlie”.


Based on current events, such as:

lion

Downsizing

Commissioned by Watermark Theatre and the Canada 300 project, Downsizing will tour to 21 cities across Canada in 2015.

Cast: 1 woman, 1 man

Linda is pleased that they have chosen to downsize and move into a more compressed urban lifestyle. That is, until the new neighbour moves in. John misses his stuff and his ride-on lawn mower. While Linda puts together her potential court case outlining the litany of annoyances the foreign neighbour has subjected her to, John tries to ignore the whole thing. He is finally drawn in when the neighbour approaches the door, leaving them a mysterious package.

 As we live physically closer but with greater individual and cultural differences, how can we find the space that we need to live together?
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Based on current events, such as:

 

A Feud Between Residents at this BC Seniors Condo is so Bizarre Even a Judge had a Hard Time Believing it was Real. http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/05/27/a-feud-between-residents-at-this-b-c-seniors-condo-is-so-bizarre-even-a-judge-had-a-hard-time-believing-it-was-real/

Condo Owners Ordered to Sell Unit after Parking Spot Dispute that Wouldn’t End  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/condo-owners-ordered-to-sell-unit-after-parking-spot-dispute-that-wouldnt-end/article18660988/

Condo owner wins counter-claim judgment against obnoxious next door neighbour who complained about noise from piano playing http://blog.myleakycondo.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=5289&blogId=1060

The Upside to Downsizing http://www.vancouversun.com/business/upside+downsizing/7816141/story.html

 

 

A Love Story

1 Female Actor
Running Time: 25 Minutes

Sandra understands. He’s not a bad guy, he just ‘snapped’, the bad stuff oozed out like a pizza pop that’s too hot. A Love Story looks at serial killer groupies and what a woman will do for love.

A sensation as part of LoveHateKill at the Edmonton Fringe. Currently being adapted into a short film.


Ryan Parker, Clarice Eckford and Shannon Blanchet
in LoveHateKill

The Auction

2 Actors: 1 Female (30s/40s), 1 Male (30s/50s)
Running Time: 25 Minutes

Kate has had enough. Ernie has brought enough auction junk home to fill a caboose in the west pasture. She throws his latest purchase at him and locks him out of the house.

As he figures out a way to get back inside to the waiting dinner, they both discover that they’ve been avoiding something for way too long. This celebrated short play tackles how we keep going when no-one and nothing has lived up to our expectations.

The Auction has won many awards when presented in One Act Festivals. It is also a scene in the full-length West of the Third Meridian. (See Full Length Plays)

Ernie: I went to this auction to get something for you

Kate: I don’t need any dishes

Ernie: Not the dishes. Something else.

Winner of the 2004 Best Short Play Award from the Writer’s Guild of Alberta

The Apartment

2 Female Actors
Running time: 20 minutes

Nusreta returns from a Bosnian concentration camp to find a stranger in her apartment. Once a Chief Judge, she now finds herself on the losing side of a religious war, but what has been taken hasn’t been forgotten. Based on real events.

The Apartment has had featured productions at Women in Plays III and the Vancouver International Fringe Festival in Vancouver, and Femfest at the CanWest Centre for Theatre and Film in Winnipeg. It has been performed along with presentations from Amnesty International.


Guardian UK article on Bosnian War Crimes

The Toaster

2 Actors: 1 Female (60s/70s), 1 Male (60s/70s)
Running Time: 20 Minutes

Ruth wants to pack up the farm and move into the city. Maybe winters in Arizona. George wants a nap and to forget about it all. It’s too bad that they both might get what they want.

A touching short play that brings audiences to tears, this story is for anyone who ever hoped for something more.

The Toaster is also a scene in the full-length play West of the 3rd Meridian (See Full length plays).

Ruth: George…Why do you start the truck, then go back and forth in the yard?

George (brief pause): I’m thinking about going somewhere.

Ruth: Where?

(Long pause)

George: …I don’t know…